Make Feed2Podcast speak Japanese

I found a cool web site named "Feed2Podcast" which tranlate RSS feed into Podcast. That means we can make our blog speak by themselves! Unfortunately, this cool web tool only support English, so we, Japanese, cannot enjoy this interesting tool as long as we describe the entry in Japanese. However, I think that we can "hack" this web tool by making English sentences to pronounce Japanese words such as "Full I care cowards to become miss Note", which sounds like one of the most famous Japanese poem called as "haiku".
Here is a test of fake Japanese speech, which is very famous sentence posted on the web bulletin bourd named "2 channel".

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